You Can't Eat a Taxi

For starters, who can complain about a video that starts off with mad thrusting and gyrating. REALLY. Coffin Joe of The Horrors, or Joseph Patrick Spurgeon to intimate friends, mailmen, and primary school teachers, has proven that the art of dance is not dead. While the mass population is content with their grinding/macarina-ing, not our Joe. He glides, he spins, he snaps, he claps, he even drops it like its hot. And all with a smile. What a man. All I can say is,

The way he moves is a mystery.