Freckles McNugget.Captain Miri Barbossa.
XXmiri-the bizarreXX.
A girl of many names and faces. Someone many aspire to be, and all admire. A girl of true character and strength and hope. Someone most can only dream of meeting.
Hahahaha. Right. This is Miranda Somethingorother, commonly called Freckles as was once her Myspace name (see above). Freckles is a very hard person to get down in words. She is a self proclaimed third degree emo, even though she has less to complain about than even the most well off emo kid. She has no friends, so any of you kids that think you are friends with her, she actually hates you and wants to kill. Probably. Our dear Freckles is the worst spelling most ignorant white kid you will ever meet. She dated a boy from Kansas via the internet, but has recently broken it off. Something about another girl who lived only two states away.
Freckles is the worst camera whore ever. She has forty two (42) pages of pictures. PAGES. That over 800 pictures. ON MYSPACE. OF NOTHING CONSEQUENTIAL. 147 of these pictures are devoted to her friend, Mariah. But wait, you say, she has no friends, right? And so begins the long list of contradictions. She even has an album devoted to her 'wacky GUY FRIENDS' (her emphasis not mine). Meaning, she hangs out with GUYS. You know, GUYS with penises and bad humor? No, not girls, GUYS.
Freckles is the worst camera whore ever. She has forty two (42) pages of pictures. PAGES. That over 800 pictures. ON MYSPACE. OF NOTHING CONSEQUENTIAL. 147 of these pictures are devoted to her friend, Mariah. But wait, you say, she has no friends, right? And so begins the long list of contradictions. She even has an album devoted to her 'wacky GUY FRIENDS' (her emphasis not mine). Meaning, she hangs out with GUYS. You know, GUYS with penises and bad humor? No, not girls, GUYS.
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