Meet Lauren:

"i'mm laurennn. sophhmoree att mentorr soo happyy thatt summerr is heree. youu cann sayy i'mm pretty athleticc(: i playy basketballl. you cann probally findd mee whatingg collegee footballl and basketball everyy saturdayy. i'mm addictedd. myy familyy andd friendss mean the worldd to mee. starbuckss iss favee. I lovee to partyyy"


Can I even say anything?

WE WERE ON VACATION

SORRY, GUYS!

We are deeply sorry for our absence, and we know all you 179 dedicated readers missed us. As a result of lack of computers/internet access/being stranded in the middle of the rain forest, we have been slacking on our blogging duties. So, sorry everyone, and we will make up for everything we missed with a torrent of fascinating posts to come.

Buy Me This! June 9

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Our Week in Review: June 2-8

This week was our last week of school. It was hot and exam filled and generally miserable. Monday was just boring. Tuesday started exams with history, language, and English; same as Thursday. It was thrilling. Wednesday and Friday were math and science. Also thrilling. After school on Friday we walked to Speedway and got acid slushies. Then headed to the thrift store and ended up at WalMart.

^WalMart parking lot^

Then we got picked up, made yesterday's car dancing movie, and went to Drug Mart. There we bought tank tops and rode ponies.

^Quinn on a pony^

Then we went to St. Gabes and hung out with drunk people. It was so good. And smelly and damp. Basically anything you could ever not want to do all rolled into one fun filled night. Saturday rolled around, bringing a garage sale, Amish boys, and Libby. Items were sold, hair was cut, tats were punched. It was fantastic.


Then a dollar store trip was made and some really classy bling and guns were bought. We then traveled to Karen's house, ate/stole candy, and wrapped presents for Adrienne's birthday! Then we went there and were awesome and sweaty. Now, while at the dollar store a can of "goofy string" was purchased. This was the beginning of a plan to "goofy string" a certain someone at Adrienne's who forced herself to be invited. After the presents had been opened and everyone was gathered on the back deck in semi darkness, the plan was set into motion. With a countdown from Annmarie (and a delayed countdown from Neha) the "goofy string" was released in a burst of wet plastic stench. It was beautiful and quite hilarious, but no one could really laugh without appearing too mean. So we giggled and then made it better by spraying Natalie's eye. Then we went home and died.

Dance Party June 7

39 seconds of sheer beauty.

So, we know all of our readers are craving for a deeper insight into the lives of the dynamic duo, Nelivia. Well, guys, here you go. This is what we do.

After a strenuous one hour of walking the streets of Mentor, Ohio in cool 143 degree weather, and after hitting up the ever popular street corner Speedway for slushies and cocaine, we decided to get a ride from Mr. Grebenc (as seen in 0:17-0:22). Now Mr.Grebenc is a fine man, and he loves his music. So as soon as he turns it up, Olivia busted out Car Dancing. Who knew she had such talent?!

I mean, look at those moves. Really. It must be the stamina built up from eleven minutes dancing in her kitchen.

Story Time!!!1! June 6

Once upon a time there were two really really awesome girls. They were so awesome, they made Keith Murray look a little less awesome. I mean, like, WHOA, these chicks were awesome. So they basically made everyone jealous just by existing. They liked to walk/bike/rugby/jog/pole vault/water polo/gymnastisize all the time. And, boy, were they good at it. They were pros, FURREALZ. They did it pretty much everyday too. Now, one day when the awesome girls were out walking/biking/rugbying/jogging/pole vaulting/water poloing/gymnastising, they got sore feet. Which was totally weird because they were so good at everything, they didn't really hurt themselves. But then they had sore feet and had to take a break from all their fun. Then they ate cookies.

THE END.

P.A.N.T.S June 4

SEE THE TRENDS.
The Penn Atlantic Nursery Trade Show (PANTS) has made its mark as the green industry event that provides the best summer opportunity to network with suppliers. And as THE FIRST SHOW OF THE BUYING SEASON, PANTS offers you the first opportunity to find out what the hot new trends are so you can jump ahead of your competition. See what's new, learn the trends and talk to over 500 exhibiting companies about how to make the most out of your spring season!

FORGE RELATIONSHIPS
Where can you see hundreds of copmanues selling products and services pertinent to your business' success without spending tons on sales calls? PANTS in Atlantic City! Save time and money driving to these companies separately...send your staff to PANTS. The relationships that are built will make you and your customers happy. So why wouldn't you go?

BUILD YOUR BUSINESS
At the end of the day, you want to know that everything you do from attending trade shows to making good buying decisions, helps to build your business. That's why the folks at PANTS want to make sure you're getting the most bang for your buck. Talk to as many exhibitors as you can so you can make the best buying decisions for your busienss. Then sit in on one of the many FREE educational demonstrations on the show floor that will help you take your company to the next level.

Yes, their acronym is PANTS. Go look at their site, I guess. I mean, if you like plants or whatever.

Go?

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Scenie Meanie of the Week! June 3

Name: jakeJIGSAW
Location: England, close to London

Hello, there jakeJIGSAW. You're really not that bad, for a scenie. You've realized that you aren't actually friends with the internet, you just use it. I mean, and you work at Tesco, which is the best ever. You're not (bolded) emo or goth, which is good, cos then you wouldn't be eligible for Scenie Meanie of the Week. You give creds to your real friends, while also showing off your massive friend count. Well done, mate, well done. You also don't force people to talk to you, which is good. And then, just so you don't become TOO real, you have your fakes listed on your profile. And I bet they weren't even made by you like that other kid's were (probably). Well, done Jake, and congratulations.

Go add him? +++++

BUY ME THIS!! June 2

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Our Week In Review: May 26-June 1

This week began with Memorial Day which got us out of school. It was lovely.
Tuesday was boring. One of us was dead because the other one made her come to school. Nothing eventful happened. Wednesday was smart kid award day. Meaning we had to dress up and sit for two hours while people--mostly Josh Clark--got awards and stuff. We were both Smartypants McGees and got trophies, pins, and letters. It was beautiful. The trophies, as shown below, feature the "lamp of learning" which looks like you could rub it and the genie of learning would come do your homework.

Wednesday and Thursday were usual boring school days. You know, with the usual boy arm brushing, book sharing, yelling at dumb people, hating math, etc. Nothing particularly interesting. Friday was our ninth grade class party. Basically a bunch of smelly teenagers in a big room with some inflatables all yelling and signing yearbooks. Mostly, we ate food and took pictures of Jacob Bartee. Thrilling, I know.

^Josh Clark at the party ^

On Saturday, there was some miserable baseball action and yardwork with papas. Absolutely fascinating, I agree. Sunday, there was some bread on bread action amidst "studying" for finals. Also, My Fair Lady was on TV which equaled no studying or even "studying". Then we died.

Amazing, you say! It is truly amazing what one can accomplish in but one week.