The Fauxhawk

-an approximation of a mohawk, made without shaving or buzzing the hair on the sides of the head, allowing an imitation of the look of a true mohawk without having to commit to removing most of one's hair.

It's a hairstyle reserved strictly for people who don't have the balls to get a real mohawk.

What will happen if you get a fauxhawk, you ask? Well as scary as it seems, it could turn into this:

The Hoxton Fin

And, God forbid, you may even start doing this:


The Pony Hawk